Twitter is a fantastic tool for communicating emotions. Although no skin or contacts through the hands or embracing, the good vibes you feel when a fan or good intentions followed a tweet sent as clear as water and with it a piece of the soul.

Who has not bristled when the tweet of the day is more or less like this:

“Looking at the sun … warm as you”

“In the midst of twilight … like sleeping in your arms”

Only a callous could remain indifferent to these tears of affection, these voices of the skin.

Social networks have contributed to the interconnection, in search of friends, to combat loneliness. However, not everything is rosy.

How many remain indifferent to manifestations of lack of sensitivity and solidarity in extreme arrogance, envy or ignorance on the # redessociales. The thing is not to be to change the world and enact a universal law of humility net. No, just that sometimes we become certain that we are here to showcase the best of us, what separates us from the ape and brings us closer to the man … and that humans show the dark side when we have only lost all hope.

On twitter there are at least 5 behaviors-or pest-we say that we could avoid. If we do we’re not hurting anyone, I know, but I venture to believe that we could try. Let’s see:

1. Arrogance. What of those characters who follow them on Twitter half the world, all they do retweet, mentions bulk followfriday, followparty, followyourself and follow as exists on the planet. Self-sufficiency is such that do not follow anyone, or just a few, do not retweet of any mention, much less … no, never!.

Your tweets do not bring pieces of the soul, but a raised eyebrow and a hidden message over his shoulder that says something like:

- “Oh, you exist? … Actually I had not noticed”

Da tells the story of a poor twitterer that after 3000 daily tweets sent greetings to one of these characters, the end of his life was rewarded by a famous phrase:

- “Hello.”

2. Selfishness. There are people on twitter that if he could be made a autofollow and open a safe in a bank to store the information. Never happy with the success of friends, avoids mentioning the achievements of others, reject the interaction with the group, do not answer the greetings, do not promote events of general interest, and finally: do not share.

3. Envy. I believe we can quickly identify the characters who have it: your tweets are much bile to the network, and when they see a twitterer with enough supporters say the first thing that has not earned and professional dedication, but who has bought around with a few dollars more, or simply that these followers are spammers who are selling online to his own death certificate. “What does he do to deserve the attention of many people if I have a better profile,” say, self-flagellation intestines.

4. Vanity. From zero to 100 followers continue to greet everyone and more than a candidate for Miss Universe. From 101 to 1000 and the initial friends begin to lose interest and are superseded by new ones. 1000 to 10,000, began to make lists with their real “worthy friends,” and when they are on the line from 10,001 to 100,000 erase all the lists and I just wave and follow it, others to salute and follow them: they are now very important. When they get a million followers and not of this world!

5. Disloyalty

“Hello

“Hi, how have you been my friend, not seen you in my TL in recent days.

- Er, no. Impossible. Was reviewing drafts of the final lecture in the world meeting new twitters of planet Mars. I do not think you could be there. Did not qualify. The guru just went birdie and each of us carried a yellow candle to sing a cappella the happybday to you at the very Jack Dorsey. I was the best!

“For the conference?

“No, because I blew him!

Reflect in silence about this and I was disappointed a little. But the feeling of unease passes away when I say absorbed well ok you like you’re foolish not to know that everyone is entitled to do with his life as he pleases … and finally displayed as it is without giving a damn about their neighbors , which is definitely not his but simply neighbor.

“True again.

React. Ringing of bells. Murmur of voices. Piano music. Smell of incense from the sun to go half.

Kneeling on the wooden board of the church, opposite the window of the confessional, I talk to the priest:

“Father, that’s all I wanted to tell you twitter. I have sinned!

“With which of the five, my son.

“With all the father!

“Then you impose then ten Our Fathers and five Hail Marys in penance to redeem himself, and not ever come back to break their civic values by the antics with a blue bird.